You can't take away a King Size Mars Bar!!!!

Star Wars face masks have annoyingly been appearing in Toilets all over the place (note the picture was taken quite fast - I didn't want to look like a weirdo in the bog!) 

Okay today for me was stuck-in trying to produce an ecommerce website, I did managed to get out and on to site today, I did the regular backup and updates and then came back (well actually I then got stuck on the M32 for half and hour!).
Quite a busy weekend too! I seem to be working more and more days of the weekend recently in order to stay on top of my work load!!

Any way after hearing about that Glazer fellow buying Manchester United (their own fault for turning a football team into a PLC - what do you expect, of course billionaire investors are goinging to want to take over, after all at least the yanks can now confirm they own "MAN-CHEST-TER United".

I came home and turned on the bbc website - I was devistated to find out that Tony Bean's evil imperial forces (which includes the Sun and Mirror empire and the BBC) have got rid of the king size mars bar (why?).
Not just happy with being UK president, Mr Bean's got his eyes on something else now 'a dictatorship'... and just when we've almost achieved a hung parliment... he starts to take over the house of lords.

So whats next....

So far the imperial labour forces have banned (in a vain attempt to cut down the cost of the NHS):

Mickey D's Supersize (So people have to buy 2 big macs now - makes sense)
King Size choclate bars (of course we were all eating 30 of these a day!)
Happy Hour!!!!(great one ban Happy Hour - but open the pubs all night, this way people have to pay more money and get even more drunk!)
Royal Mail trains (great one Mr Bean more traffic on the roads!!)

and etc...

So heres my prediction of the next 'banning' laws pushed through by the imperial forces:

1. Burger King Triples (I did manage to see that stupid 'Super-size me' film what a complete load of irresponsible rubbish!) The Idea: now with both Mickey D and BK slaughtered by the Media you start charging extra VAT on the products.

2. The Drinking Alcohol in Pubs (you can purchase and smell the beer but you can't consume it - the idea: firstly you can explain that alcohol has been the problem with why the NHS is so badly run and funded, then two months down the line you can blame the public for why so many pubs have closed down ands so put up taxes).

3. Reduce the size of any chocolate bar to the 'mini bar' size (this way the manufacturers can make more profit.. and so pay more taxes).

4. Close down the post office, run an even-less effcient website for people (not taking into consideration older people and those without computers or the web) sack all the Post Office staff and force them to work in call centers.
Jam-pack the roads with Royal Mail vans (this way when the media start complaining about the roads, you can blame ordinary people for the mess you've caused and charge them taxes on using their cars!).


Phew...